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How do deaf people know if someone is screaming or yawning? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by GollywoggyHonkyboy in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,988.4


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I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."

What fun that was... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sickoldman123 in Illness and mortality - Deafness (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,645.6




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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by pally76, originally by Tim Vine in Other - Puns (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 901.8


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Anybody else found their lip reading skills improve since they started watching Babestation?

It got me a job at the local deaf school. Sneaking up on the girls just got a lot easier! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bobthecunt in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 785


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My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.

She nearly took my fucking eye out. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Be Jesus in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 715.2


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Just watched a new episode of CSI.
The post mortem showed traces of semen in the woman's ear. You would have thought she would have heard him coming! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by shitipedia in Sex and shit - Sperm (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 682.8


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I just used some high volume shampoo.

It nearly burst my eardrums. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kingnutter in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 570.4


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When deaf people get drunk, do they slur their hands? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by nale in Illness and mortality - Alcohol And Drugs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 390.8


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I got fucked in the ear the other day.

Since then I've had hearing aids. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ejiscool in Illness and mortality - Deafness (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 383.4


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People ask me, "George, you've been happily married now for 40 years. What's your secret?"

And I say, "You'll have to speak up, I'm as deaf as a post." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by muckersymbol in Illness and mortality - Deafness - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 379.4



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