Jokes under Illness and mortality > ??? Other
I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."
"It's a migraine," he explained.
"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fuck have you started speaking Italian?"
My Girlfriend had a horrific car accident and has been left in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
A shame really - I'll miss her.
My girlfriend found my porn collection the other day. Sobbingly she said, "The worst thing is, none of these women even look like me!"
To which I replied, "Well of course not, you've got all your limbs."
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