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I explained to the doctor, "Whenever I harvest our cornfields, I get a really bad headache."

"It's a migraine," he explained.

"No, it's not, it's mine - and why the fuck have you started speaking Italian?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by smithy08 in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,777


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My Girlfriend had a horrific car accident and has been left in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.

A shame really - I'll miss her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by iamgazza in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,459.4




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I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lardboy in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 5 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,117


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Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimboleem1 in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 979


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The Wife's New Diet Regime

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, with plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each
hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to [...]

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Joke by pornstar in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 881.4


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My therapist says that I've got a preoccupation with vengeance; we'll see about that... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke submitted by Offended?, originally by Stewart Francis in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 852.6


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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bigbenontour in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 775.6


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Talent competition for people with IBS...

"How do you Solve a Problem like My Rear?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Alexbrainbox in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 718


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My girlfriend found my porn collection the other day. Sobbingly she said, "The worst thing is, none of these women even look like me!"
To which I replied, "Well of course not, you've got all your limbs." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by swiv in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 613.6


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"I stand corrected," said the man in the orthopaedic shoes. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - ??? Other - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 540.8



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