Jokes under Celebrities > James Blunt
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Two guys are sentenced to death. They get up on the scaffold, the priest does the last rites, the prison governor does his little speech. Then he turns to the two guys and says, "You can have one last request each, what will it be?".
The first guy says, "Well I love James Blunt; could I hear that lovely song, 'You're Beautiful' one last time?". "No problem," says the governor. "What about you?" he asks the other prisoner. [...] |
 
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by Unassigned in Crime - Death Row (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 493
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Francesca, sweetie, just because your surname rhymes with 'snowmobile' it doesn't mean you are one. Now James Blunt, on the other hand... |
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Apparently, a girl woke up from a coma to the song 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt, when she heard it on the hospital radio. It was a beautiful sight until she opened her eyes, sat forward and screamed, "Turn that shit off." |
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by ThomasHyam in Illness and mortality - Coma (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 217.6
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Good evening and welcome to Question Time. Tonight we pose the question; James Blunt, performance artist, singer/songwriter, musician ... or just rhyming slang? |
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I've just had an email from Ticketmaster with the subject "DON'T MISS JAMES BLUNT". I've taken their brilliant advice & bought a great telescopic sight on eBay. |
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by chelsea_steve in Celebrities - James Blunt - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 105
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My girlfriend ended our relationship last night claiming that I'm a dull, boring bastard. I'm so distraught I'm not going to the James Blunt concert tonight. |
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by rockettrousers in Celebrities - James Blunt - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 33.2
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James Blunts' girlfriend has been found locked in a secret underground dungeon at his home. Ironically, she built it herself. |
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A radio station I listen to claims to only play "real music." They just played a James Blunt song. Sickipedia may be funny, but it's got a long way to go to reach humour of that dryness and subtlety. |
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Who's everyone's favourite guitar hero? Mine is anyone who smashes up James Blunt's guitar. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - James Blunt - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 20.8
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James Blunt was reported as saying "Music piracy will put artists like me out of business". That being said, may I be the first to declare a free for all of music downloading. |
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