Jokes under Crime > Death Row
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Two guys are sentenced to death. They get up on the scaffold, the priest does the last rites, the prison governor does his little speech. Then he turns to the two guys and says, "You can have one last request each, what will it be?".
The first guy says, "Well I love James Blunt; could I hear that lovely song, 'You're Beautiful' one last time?". "No problem," says the governor. "What about you?" he asks the other prisoner. [...] |
 
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by Unassigned in Crime - Death Row (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 493
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Judge: You do realize that you are facing the electric chair, don't you? Defendant: I don't mind facing it your honour, its the sitting down I could do without. |
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| France - Bringing you topless royals since 1793. |
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Trying to surprise your partner on Valentines day, Worth a shot. |
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by azabm22 in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 11.8
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I think the punishment should fit the crime, so a serial killer's final meal on death row should be cereal. Cheerios. |
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That's the fourth death row prisoner who's climbed out their window and escaped. I'm going to rethink my 'give 'em enough rope and they'll hang themselves' policy. |
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I'll never recover from my wife's brutal murder. I'm being executed tomorrow. |
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Willy Wonkas been on death row for 35 years. The final meal of an everlasting gobstopper worked a treat. |
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North Korea is the only country that allows its Olympic athletes to change categories. Kim Jong-un has told them that if they don't win gold, they're all for the high jump. |
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A foreign office minister has stated that it is "not appropriate" to execute someone with a mental illness. Surely anyone on death row would be depressed about it? Perhaps Nick Griffin suggested the basis for this appeal... |
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