Jokes under Sex and shit > Impotency
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The lads at football know me as a dead ball specialist. I'd prefer if they said that I worked at the In Vitro Fertilization clinic. |
 
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I hate Easter. Every year my wife calls my cock Jesus and tries to raise it from the dead. |
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I've been trying to fuck the new barmaid down my local, no luck so far though. She's suggested I try Viagra. |
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After very nearly failing to perform in bed last night, the wife said she'd pop to the Internet Cafe and research erectile dysfunction. If I went wither. |
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by Cecilthewonderdog in Other - Internet (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2.2
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Bob and Dave are in the showers after their Saturday football. "Hey, Dave," says Bob. "Since when have you shaved off your pubes?" "Since I've been impotent, mate," says Dave. "If the little bastard refuses to work, why the fuck should he have a comfortable place to lie?" |
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Recently bought a book on impotency. Pop up version. Don't seem to work. |
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by xIndigoFlowx in Sex and shit - Erections (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 1.4
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Worry: the 1st time you can't get it up a 2nd time Panic: the 2nd time you can't get it up a 1st time |
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Unfortunately i am unable to have children. Its not that i have a low sperm count. Its just women find me sexually repulsive. |
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| I wanted to have sex at the top of a mountain but just could not get an erection, it must have been withering heights. |
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My mate was nervous about seeing a doctor to see if he was impotent... I told him "It's not that hard" |
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