Jokes under Celebrities > Bee Gees
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In terms of song-writing, I'd say the Bee Gees are definitely up there with John Lennon. Well, two of them are anyway. |
 
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by MrCandB in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 90.8
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Robin Gibb has provided proof that a healthy vegetarian diet coupled with alcohol abstention prolongs your life. He has managed to eke out 62.5 years - six months longer than Jocky Wilson. |
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by billybullock in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 45.6
| Statistically, 2 out of 3 Bee Gees are Stayin Alive |
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by woodsy_ftm in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 36.2
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I phoned Barry Gibb and said "I'm doing a survey on grave depths" "How deep is your Bruv?" |
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| When Robin Gibb went into a coma at the weekend doctors thought he had contracted pneumonia. After he came round on Sunday morning they realised it was just Saturday night fever. |
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Barry Gibb pulled into our garage for an MOT today: I said, "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" "Alright mate," he said "Don't take the piss." I said, "I'm not taking the piss, you've just driven over my foot!" |
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| Robin Gibb. RIPBG. |
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As I gently eased it up her arse, a huge smile broke out on my face. As I pushed in deeper and deeper, enjoying every second, she looked at me with pleading eyes and said :- "Doctor, how long will this colonoscopy take"? |
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Even though he only passed away recently, Robin Gibb has been haunting my house. I've got the hebe Gee Bees. |
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What has four legs and a cunt on its back? The Bee Gees. |
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