Jokes under Other > Ninja

What's the difference between a Ninja and a blind person?

...Was one of the all important questions not asked in Police training.

Joke by Awkward Tortoise in Other - Ninja - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 11.4

I walked into a building earlier, and quickly found myself surrounded by ninjas.
I shat myself, but then I realised it was a mosque.

Joke by JoaoCastro in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 11

I like to masturbate in my ninja outfit.

That way, no one will see me coming.

Joke by splbooth in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7.6

You don't see many ninjas these days.

Which means they're only getting better.

Joke by binladensson in Other - Ninja - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 5.4

I was disappointed when I went to the ninja convention.

There didn't seem to be anyone around.

Joke by stallion sd in Other - Ninja - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.6

I just posted a joke about ninjas and nobody saw it.

Joke by Dad in Other - Ninja - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 2.6

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