Jokes under Sex and shit > Penetration
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Call me old fashioned, but I left my girlfriend because she had a stud inserted in her labia. His name was Dave. |
 
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Daughter asks mum, ''Mummy, what does deep penetration mean?'' ''Go ask your dad!'' ''But he's not even in!'' ''Exactly!'' |
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by Rocket11 in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 15.6
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Last night I was torn between two lovers. Lost my virginity through double penetration. |
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by FunnyBoner in Sex and shit - Group Sex (+ 2 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 13.4
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A blonde walks into a chemists and asks for condoms. "Certainly Miss," says the chemist,unzipping his trousers, "If you'd just like to follow me into the back for your fitting!" |
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The Wife says that she wants me to Fuck her in every Orifice Available. I've had her up to Ear. |
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One of the most macho blokes I know recently came out as a homosexual who likes to be on the 'receiving' end. I never knew he had it in him. |
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| You know you have hangover horn when you have to squeeze the bottom half of your dick just so the top Half is hard enough to go in. |
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by chunky mclong in Sex and shit - Penetration - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5
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What's the difference between a cake and a woman? You can fit your balls in a cake. |
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They call gin mother's ruin. I never believed it until my mother broke a bottle trying to insert it in her vagina. |
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I tell the ladies I'm a straight-up kind of guy. Later, they find out I mean that I can't be bothered with foreplay. |
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