Jokes under Events > National Cleavage Day

Me and my wife were relaxing in the swimming pool when she suggested that we played a game of 'Who can hold their head under the water for the longest?'

So far I've managed to hold her head under for 23 minutes. I doubt she's going to beat that.

Joke by Marc Gatland in Events - National Cleavage Day - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 203.4

My wife said, "It's National Cleavage Day today!"

Sadly, the people where I live were oddly reticent about the occasion; they just ran away when I came dancing towards them brandishing my cleaver.

Joke by WayOutWest in Crime - Knife Crime (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 8

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