Jokes under Sex and shit > Vasectomy
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"Why don't you shave all your pubes off, love?" she said, handing me the razor. "It will make your cock look massive." Bit forward, I thought, for a vasectomy nurse. |
 
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by Psychic Knitwear in Sex and shit - Pubes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 120.2
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Talking about having a vasectomy with a mate, he says he wouldn't let anyone near his balls with a scalpel. Yeah I thought the same, until my kid was three months old, then I'd have let the surgeon bang them with a rock. |
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by Happychopper in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 14.8
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I usually go for a vasectomy once a month, but I never follow through with it. I just want someone with skill to shave my bollocks. |
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I was gutted when my Wife fell pregnant because my Vasectomy had failed. But, until my son was born today, I didn't know that it would make him black too. |
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My girlfriend keeps going on about tying the knot. But I've told her I'm not going to have a vasectomy. |
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Prior to my vasectomy my doctor advised I have a shave, but he can fuck off. I've had this moustache for twenty years. |
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Vasectomy.... The only time you actually want to tie the knot. |
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