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So Kim Kardashian was the most Googled celebrity last year.

No doubt due to people Googling "Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?"
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Joke by jackcooper93 in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 661.8


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Kim Kardashian's baby will be the second thing that her vagina has given birth to. The first was her career. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by aarnoldupenn in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 353.2




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Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, "Nothing looks good on me"
I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would.
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Joke by Cabron Monoxide in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 250


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It looks like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are dating, and apparently they're getting serious.

Friends say Kanye is the man Kim wants to spend the rest of her month with.
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Joke by Wengles in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 160.6


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I really have no idea what a Kardashian is but,

From what I can gather, it's an exercise bike for black guys.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 157.6


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In an interview, Kim Kardashian has stated that if she were a man, she would want to have sex with Kim Kardashian.

Well she may not be a man, but she can go fuck herself anyway.
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Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 124.2


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Kim Kardashian has reported that she hasn't experienced any nausea or vomiting yet.

That's because the rest of the world is doing it for her.
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Joke by fOONEY. in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 98.4


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I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them

With an axe.
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Joke by clitlip in Crime - Murder (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 81.6


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Kim Kardashian is expecting Kanye West's baby. Doctors have said it is still too early to tell, but the child will probably turn out to be an asshole. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Ninjaroars in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 58


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So Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

Clearly she let Kanye finish
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Joke by binladdenabout in Celebrities - Kim Kardashian - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 21.6



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