Jokes under TV > Fund Raising
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Last night, one of the presenters on Children in Need said, "Pick up your phone and pledge." I'm still sitting here, with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other, wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do next. |
 
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by haywood manley in Other - Charity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,604.4
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What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to Children in Need. |
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by gazzytee in Other - Charity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,318.2
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Over £20,000 has been donated to Children In Need, for blind kids in Asia. I don't know why anyone donated, the kids will never see the money |
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by Manjam in Illness and mortality - Blindness (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 729.2
| My boss caught me wanking over Viz this morning. I said it was for comic relief. |
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by storyteller in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 529.2
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"Children in Need" is on the BBC today. Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need. |
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Comic relief this year should be interesting. "Please give just £5 to help Africa. With your help we can get them to tell the difference between an intruder and their fuckin missus." |
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I was watching Terry Wogan presenting Children in Need and thought he looks so cool under pressure. It can't be easy knowing you're next. |
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Comic Relief is 25 years old. It's always a bit embarrassing when a charity outlives the people it's trying to help. |
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| Children in Need is always such an eye-opening experience for me. Who knew I had all these other TV channels! |
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Watching Comic Relief made me feel sorry for those poor uneducated kids... ... Too thick to realise One Direction are a meaningless pile of shit. |
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