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Well, I'm glad someone has finally brought up this Kony business... Him and his brother Hamsung have been getting away with selling knock-off TVs for years now... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sir_sickalot in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 596.6


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So, Peter Pan can gather a child army and that's fine.

But when a black man does it....
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Joke by Unassigned in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 525.4




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What's the difference between Sony and Kony?

Black kids nick Sony... Kony nicks black kids.
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Joke by chalky in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 519.4


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I'm making a new reality show. We go to a shithole in England, take a few trouble-making kids and put them through military training to straighten them out.

The Kony Way is Essex starts this summer.
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Joke by UltraChronic Monstah in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 353.4


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Black, foreign and unheard of.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Joseph Kony in the Arsenal first team next season.
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Joke by Unassigned in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 302.8


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I've recently Christened my penis Kony. Not because it's big and black but because it has pyschologicaly scarred thousands of children. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Bensforskin12 in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 302.6


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The innocent children of Africa, their childhoods stolen, ripped from the arms of their crying parents. Soon unable to defend themselves they must learn to shoot, whilst a baying mob of savages cheer them on. Most will never learn to read or write, there are no medals for these brave lost causes, no victory, no respite. We must make the world aware, we must not turn our back....


ARSENE WENGER 2012.
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Joke by Higherthanlatency in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 230.8


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What do Kony 2012 and the London marathon 2012 have in common?

They're both thousands of white guys failing to catch a black guy.
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Joke by adam_aj in Sports - Marathons (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 218.4


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Kony 2012 - Invisible Children...but only at night. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Freshly Baked in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 218


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Who is Kony's Favourite Rapper?
Soulja Boy
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Joke by Fredd007 in In The News - Joseph Kony 2012 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 181.6



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