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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.
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Joke by Biscuit777 in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 2,161.4


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I've just heard on the radio that the leader of the Monkees has died.

R.I.P. Nelson Mandela.
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Joke by VYCENESS3 in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,001.8




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I thought Davy Jones was just sleeping.

Then I saw his face... Now I'm a bereaver.
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Joke by vulga in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 192.2


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Police have drafted in extra emergency staff to every major city in England,

Because the last time a Monkees sudden death was all over the News,

It kicked off the riots.
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Joke by VYCENESS3 in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 13


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What a turnaround in fortune for Davy Jones.

Yesterday it was reported he had died, today he has been offered the Sheffield Wednesday job.
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Joke by butts in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 11.2


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I couldnt believe the news that davey jones of the monkeys had died suddenly,
but when I saw his face, I wished it was Bieber!
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Joke by ophorphuxake in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 4


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Davy Jones, is he really dead or just monkeying around? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by D0c in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 2.8


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"Dave Jones becomes manager of Sheffield Wednesday"

Fuck me! He really did die and go to Hell.
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Joke by bostinkris in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 2.4


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Right now there's a guy at the gym cleaning out Davy Jones' locker....... I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1.8


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Very sad to hear about the death of Davy Jones, my heart goes out to all the crew members of The Flying Dutchman I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Iwishiwasirish in Celebrities - The Monkees - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1.4



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