Jokes under Other > Cinema
| There has been an attack in the cinema at the showing of the new Batman film in Denver. The cinema estimates the damages to be at over £100,000 after several bags of popcorn were knocked over. |
 
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| I was thinking about buying a drink at the cinema, but then I decided I didn't want to remortgage my house. |
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by michaellucas38 in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 193.2
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Doctor Brown was a pretty shit Doctor. He travels into the future 3 fucking times, and not once could he tell Marty McFly he was going to get Parkinson's. |
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So Keira Knightley has got engaged to James Righton. Let's hope it's for real - because it will be transparently obvious if she's only acting. |
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| I just read that the film POMPEII is being made. I haven't seen the first Pompe yet. |
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Well, what did you expect Bruce Willis to do about his acting career? I mean, five Die Hard movies? I guess what they say is true about old habits... |
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I don't go the cinema anymore, as I keep getting bullied when I do go. Some big bloke on the door keeps ripping my ticket in half. |
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After a bus blows up on a quiet street, Keanu Reeves chases down another bus containing a bigger bomb, in the process totalling a convertible sports car. Trying to keep it over 50mph he clips the wing mirrors off 50 cars, damages an incomplete freeway, closes an international airport for an hour while he circles the runway, before finally crashing the bus into a $200m plane.
Total cost: $250m. Amount Dennis Hopper wanted: $3m. Who says you should n [...] |
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If spunk contains more life than blood, then why don't vampires suck dick? Never mind, I forgot about Twilight. |
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I went to the cinema today and saw The Impossible. Reasonably priced popcorn. |
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