Jokes under Celebrities > Al Pacino
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Just watched that Al Pacino movie 88 Minutes. In it, he receives a phone call and learns he has only 88 minutes to live. 103 minutes later it ends. |
 
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Al Pacino - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 24.2
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Met Al Pacino's brother yesterday - Cap pacino. He wasn't my cup of tea. |
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submitted by Chelseaboy29, originally by Not Going Out in Celebrities - Al Pacino - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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I was once on the set of The Godfather and saw a pair of jeans covered in muesli. "Don't touch them," said the Director, "they're Alpen Chinos." |
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Nestle apparently asked Al Pacino to be the face of their new coffee advertising campaign. However he politely turned down the offer but suggested another option. Al's brother Cap. |
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I said to my mate, 'I'm sick and tired of my wife taking liberties with my new blu-ray player. I've told her she's not to use it but I came in today and she was watching an Al Pacino film.' 'Scarface?' 'No, just a few kicks in the ribs this time. But if I fucking catch her again....' |
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by poindexter in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3
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