Jokes under In The News > Falklands
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Well, the Argentinians predict they will have the Falklands back in 20 years... ...which is funny, because I saw a BP report saying they'd get the oil out in 19 |
 
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| Isn't it marvellous how Falklands hero Simon Weston hasn't aged over the last 30 years? |
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by burnsy133 in Celebrities - Simon Weston (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 89.4
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Pope Francis seems to question the legitimacy of Falklands independence despite 1,513 residents voting to stay British. Pretty cheeky from a man who got elected to office by less than 117 votes. |
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Pope Francis seems to believe the Falklands belong to Argentina. Well, it's hardly surprising for a man in his 70s who has chosen an imaginary friend as his boss - if you've gone that far, you can probably believe anything. |
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David Nalbandian has been made a General in the Argentinian army. He was more effective fighting on a small patch of British soil than any of his countrymen were 30 years ago. |
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There was a massive 98.8% majority of yes in the Falklands vote as only 3 people voted no. Carlos, Sergio and Diego were unavailable for comment. |
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by MichaelTimothyAwesome in In The News - Falklands - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 11.2
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News reporter asked Falklands widow what she thought when she was told her husband had been killed in war "I knew he'd find an excuse not to put those shelves up" |
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by adamterwilliger in In The News - Falklands - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 9.8
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I just read that Falklanders will finally get a say on their sovereignty when they hold a referendum to decide which country is in charge of them. A decrepit, bankrupt, sleaze-ridden minority government with no real track record of anything except upsetting the majority of the population and lying through their teeth come election time. Or Argentina. |
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So the Falklands are "British through and through". I never realised it was infested with immigrants, claiming benefits, with a collapsing economy and a mosque on every street. You learn something new every day. |
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| The Argie president has asked the Pope to intervene in the Falklands dispute. Cristina Fernandez de Kirchners views on the Falklands are similar to the Popes sex life. She just doesn't get it. |
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