Jokes under Events > Queen's Jubilee
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Prince Philip was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure earlier. The Queen saw that a black, blind man was on the act list and decided he couldn't be trusted. |
 
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I don't know why the whole country gets excited about the Queen's Jubilees. Those tits are well past it. |
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by jonnydelanio in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 143.8
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Behind the Queen stands Cheryl Cole, who allegedly racially abused a toilet attendant. Standing in for Philip, no doubt. |
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Went to a shop and asked the assistant if he had a green Union Jack. "Sorry mate," the guy said, "we've only got red, white and blue ones." "Okay," I said, "I'll have a blue one". |
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"Sadly Prince Philip cannot be in attendance during tonight concert due to an unforeseen illness.. So lets have three cheers for the Duke of Edinburgh!" "Hip-Hip!" "Replacement!" |
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by 21NLMA21 in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 19.2
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I was full of patriotic fervour for the Queen's Jubilee and completely decked the front of my house with Union Jack bunting. My wife said to me, "Our Muslim neighbour doesn't seem to be joining in. Maybe you should put a couple of flags in his windows?" The next thing you know, she's screaming, "No! I didn't mean that!" after I'd ripped up some slabs from our patio and thrown them through his windows while shouting, "Paki scum!" |
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"Nice tits love" I said to the old lady as I gave them a playful squeeze. She looked startled and I was dragged away by several police officers. It turns out it wasn't a party to celebrate the Queen's jubblies. |
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I thought Rolf Harris looked splendid in his white tux, union flag shirt and blue bow tie. What a pity he had to spoil the colour coordination with a brown nose. |
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Prince Philip just let his umbrella slip soaking all those around him. Bet that's the first time he's got the Queen wet in years. |
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The Royal Jubilee celebrations culminated in a four minute stream of fireworks. And that was just Prince Philip having a piss. |
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