Jokes under In The News > Syria
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I was speaking to a man from Syria today and he said, "In my country, bear fighting is the most popular sport." "That's revolting." I replied. "No, that's our second most popular." |
 
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Syria unrest: Air strike on bakery 'kills dozens' ...which is 1 more dead than than you might think. |
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| Next up on Syrian TV, "Homs Under The Hammer" |
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Why did the Syrian cross the road? He was blown there by an artillery shell. |
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Syria says it will not use chemical weapons against its own people. "No need really, Bombs and bullets seem to do the job just fine." |
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Millions of people in Syria have been driven from their homes. Taxi drivers must be earning a fucking fortune. |
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If there is a God? Jeremy Kyle will be doing his next show in Syria.... |
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by youcunt in Celebrities - Jeremy Kyle (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 5.6
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I don't know why people in Syria are complaining so much about how difficult the shelling is. I used to work in a seafood factory..the tiger prawns are a pain, but otherwise it's not that bad. |
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by Jokemon in Other - Misunderstanding (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5.4
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I hear people in the news accusing the Syrian army of being "under armed" when it comes to weapons. As a Syrian soilder I can say that's lies. And if you even try questioning me I'll shoot you with my spud gun. |
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| Breaking reports from Syria are suggesting that the city of Homs has come under a new shelling attack. Charlie Adams has issued an apology. |
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by WonderboyUK in Sports - Football (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 5
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