Jokes under Celebrities > Elvis Presley
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Elvis Presley is overrated, the man couldn't even spell. It's L for Las Vegas, not V. |
 
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by buddy_millet in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 216.2
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Went to see an Elvis impersonator last night,but I got there too late.. Apparently he had left the building |
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So, David Bowie has released a new single as a birthday present to his fans. It was Elvis Presley's birthday too, tight cunt could've made an effort. |
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I was told today that the Flu virus can live on a toilet seat for 12 hours. I thought "Fuck me that's 6 more than Elvis!" |
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by its the wife in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 5.8
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During a recent burglary my mate accidently hit a shelf full of Elvis records. Suspicion immediately fell on him. |
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| my girlfriend was given two tickets for the stage production of the king and i. ive neer been to the theatre before and im realy looking forward to it. i wonder who will play the part of elvis. |
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I asked my student mate what he had for dinner, and he said, "I ate like the king." I said, "Don't you mean 'a king'?" He said, "No - I had a cheeseburger on the shitter." |
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by ElGringoBandito in Other - Food and Drink (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.2
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Everyone reckons I look like Elvis Presley. It's ok at times, but sometimes even shopping can be a nightmare. I hate Tesco, too much chat. Asda, talk, talk, talk. I prefer a Lidl, less conversation. |
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by CarlosDiablo in Celebrities - Elvis Presley - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1.6
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My wife gave me an ultimatum. She said I had to choose between her or my obsession with Elvis Presley. She's going to be lonesome tonight. |
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Last night i said to my wife that there is an Elvis song, that whenever i hear it i think of her. "How sweet" she replied "Is it always on my mind?" "No" i replied "It's hound dog". |
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