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An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ.

It is believed to be so offensive that St Peter's church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view.

When will the madness end?
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Joke by rider_of_rohan in Religion - Christianity (+ 2 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 818.4


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If you burn a Koran, a Muslim may burn your house down.

Jokes on him - my house is full of Korans.
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Joke by Rocket11 in Religion - Islam - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 640.4




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The Pope walks into a Mosque.

The imam says "Why the wrong faith?"
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Joke by Unassigned in Religion - Islam - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 409.6


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I think I'm going to convert to Islam.

Apparently, it's a blast!
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Joke by MikeLit in In The News - Terrorism (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 395.4


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Recently leaked documents from the Vatican have shown why the Catholic Church is protecting paedophiles.

Apparently, the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam.
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Joke by VivaLaAbortion in Religion - Catholicism (+ 2 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 245.4


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I've just been to my first Muslim wedding.

It was fantastic when everybody started clapping at the final words of the ceremony:

"You may now meet the bride."
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Joke by poltroon in Sex and shit - Marriage (+ 1 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 187.4


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So it's fine for some moron to bellow nonsensically from the roof of a mosque at 6 in the morning ...

... but a couple of barely audible cries and moans from my attic and the police are called.
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Joke by McCone in Crime - Abduction (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 184.2


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Islam means peace!

Stop means go, up means down, left means right..
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Joke by VivaLaAbortion in Racism - Arabic (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 181.6


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If you look at how many mosques there are in London, you can only come to one conclusion.

Jesus must be shit at monopoly.
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Joke by poltroon in Religion - Islam - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 173.4


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My Muslim friend updated his Facebook status as "Mohammed (Peace be upon Him)"

I commented, "Atheism (Peace be upon the World)"
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Joke by sodomicity in Religion - Atheism (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 171.4



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