Jokes under Events > Burns Night
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My wife text to ask me if I wanted her to get anything to help me celebrate Burns Night. "A 12 year old single male would be just perfect" I text back. Imagine my disappointment when she walked in from work laughing about Autocorrect and handed me an expensive bottle of whisky. |
 
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My wife is a true patriotic Scot. She burns supper every night. |
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Burns Night is one night a year where Scotsmen drink heavily in celebration of being Scottish. They should rename it Groundhog Day. |
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"Wee sleeked, timorous cowering beastie oh what a panics in thy breastie?" I said, as I twisted everyone's forearm. Yes, it was Chinese Burns Night again. |
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Had my own Burns night yesterday and Scottish cunts must be stupid raving about it, I found it to be 8 hours of tedium in the end. He was hardly in the 16 episodes of The Simpsons I saw back to back. |
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Its Burns Night tonight. So I've added oven cleaner to the wife's face cream. |
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