Jokes under Celebrities > Vinnie Jones
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After the initial panic, it turns out Fabrice Muamba is okay. Vinnie Jones turned up with a Bee Gees CD. |
 
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by boredATwork in In The News - Sports Headlines (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 299.4
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My girlfriend collapsed earlier and wasn't breathing, but then I remembered that advert with Vinnie Jones in it - "You only kiss your missus on the lips." She didn't recover, but one thing led to another and I got one last fuck in while she was still warm. |
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| I'm gonna get a picture of Vinnie Jones tattooed on my nob so it looks hard even when it's not. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 28.4
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On Big Brother last night, Vinnie Jones was telling the "housemates" that he had his own personal cook, personal cleaner, personal housekeeper and personal laundry woman. Yeah, I've got a wife too, but I don't go bragging about it mate. |
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by opr in Celebrities - Vinnie Jones (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 22.6
| I saw a guy lying unconscious on the street yesterday. I tried doing the hand-only CPR the way Vinnie Jones did it in the British Heart Foundation advert but by the time I found a Bee Gee's CD the guy was already dead. |
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English people in general hate Americans. They are a bunch of fat, pompous arseholes who steal the glory in wars, but we got the last laugh... We sent them Vinnie Jones and told them he was an actor. |
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by g!nger 4 l!fe in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 20.4
| I would lop off my left nut to see Vinnie Jones re-enact the Lock Stock scene on Dane Bower's head with the diary room door. |
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Vinnie Jones is going to be delighted with the Mean Machines newest striker. Ched Evans - Number 9 |
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by DisgruntledOx in Crime - Rape (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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Some lady collapsed in the street earlier so I tried using the CPR tips from the advert with Vinnie Jones in. I done everything as he said to do, but I ended up killing her. Apparently pushing hard and fast to the Dubstep version of Staying Alive is not the same. |
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I walked into the kitchen to find the wife lying there, blue in the face and not breathing. Obviously I panicked and started to get upset, but then that funny advert with Vinnie Jones popped into my head. That cheered me up a bit. |
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by joebaxi in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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