Jokes under Celebrities > Muhammad Ali
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"Float like an octopus, sting like a clock." - Muhammad Dali |
 
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submitted by Methuselah, originally by Twitter @serafinowic in Other - Art (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 95.6
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Those vibrating toothbrushes must really work.. Just look at how white Muhammad Ali's teeth are. |
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I saw Muhammad Ali giving out certificates at a boxing charity event. Shaking hands all night long. |
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by sick.fucker in Celebrities - Muhammad Ali - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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What's the difference between Luis Suarez and Muhammad Ali? Luis Suarez can choose when he wants to shake hands. |
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by seamboyseam in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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My dad just told me he knocked Muhammad Ali out in the first round once. They played one another at the Jenga World Championships. |
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Muhammad Ali is 70 today. He used to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee. Now he just shakes like a shitting dog. |
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| Really enjoyed that Muhammad Ali documentary last night.. can't help but think the secret to his physique might be those supplementary shakes |
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'There was just some thing about Muhammed Ali not his size or confidence or beauty but just some thing... Mandela had it too' Yes Michael Parkinson they were both black. |
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by THostyC in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 0.8
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People always seem to forget that I once knocked out Muhammed Ali in the 2nd round. However, it was at the 2008 world jenga championships. |
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| I saw Muhammad Ali driving down the road the other day and when he pulled up I thought to myself, that's some mighty fine parkin'son. |
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by tartime in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 0.4
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