Jokes under Other > World Records
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My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk. |
 
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Apparently it's impossible to eat 4 dry crackers in one minute. Always up for a challenge I thought I'd give it a go. I managed three and then I choked on a plastic moustache. |
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My ego is quite small... in comparison to my penis |
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I just attempted to break the World Record for 'Most Pairs Of Underpants Worn' The record is held by a man called Gary Craig and currently stands at 211 pairs. Unfortunately I only managed 36 pairs. I probably could've done a lot more, but that's when the security guard decided to drag me through Primark. |
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A new record has been broken for the worlds shortest man. He's Arthur Meter. |
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by Jack_sheppard in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
| I just smashed the World Record for the biggest vase. |
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Felix Baumgartner jumped from that balloon knowing that , if successful , he would never have to work again. He couldn't lose , really. |
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I was thinking of attempting to break the record for buying the most couches in a day. But a world record can only get me sofa. |
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I am proud to say I have a Guinness world record! I'm the only man to have ever paid full price for a DFS sofa. |
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After years of trying, I finally broke the World Record for the largest ice-cream ever made. It's going to be hard to top that. |
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