Jokes under Celebrities > Graham Norton
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I've just installed Norton security on my computer. Every time I login it interviews me in a gay Irish accent. |
 
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Graham Norton invited me round to see his new house. "This is a shit hole" I said. "I know" he replied, pulling his pants back up. "I just wanted to see if you were interested before I show you round the house". |
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Apparently Graham Norton says he is "too old to be a dad now". You need a new thesaurus mate, your current one gave you a crap alternative word for Gay. |
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My missus woke me up this morning. "Hey guess who's died? I'll give you a clue. He's Irish and gay" I leaped out of bed. "Brilliant! Graham Norton?! I've just won £50 in the dead pool at work!" |
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I was walking through a forest with Graham Norton yesterday and when we got to a bridge he asked me if I wanted to play pooh sticks. Steady on Graham, I only met you 20 minutes ago. |
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A friend recently said to me ‘you have to love what you are to get on in life’. I said ‘that’s bollocks. Graham Norton is a cunt and he’s a millionaire’. |
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by spiritleader in Celebrities - Graham Norton - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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Graham Norton: 'I'm not eyeing Ross slot' Yes you are you poof! |
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by fuck the huns in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 3.4
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What does Graham Norton choose to freshen his breath? He goes for an extra strong mince. |
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Just heard the terrible news that Graham Norton's house was burgled this morning. I wonder if they smashed his back doors in? |
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I downloaded a programme for my computer last night. When I opened it a gay chat show host appeared on the screen. He kept spinning round. That's the last time I use Norton 360. |
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