Jokes under Other > Bingo
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Eight Muslims died on their way to Mecca last night. I fucking love bingo! |
 
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How do you get 500 cows in a barn? Put a bingo sign on top of it! |
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by mcfusion69 in Sex and shit - Women (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 490.8
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say "Fuck"? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to shout "BINGO!" |
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by Aye-same in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 219.8
| When calling out bingo numbers, the old dears don't appreciate 69 being referred to as 'a meal for two'. |
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The best thing about calling bingo? When I turn my microphone on, a room full of women instantly shut the fuck up. |
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by James Wallace in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 177
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I missed 24 calls at work last night. The crowd in that bingo were fucking furious. |
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| In bingo slang, the number eleven is referred to as 'Legs Eleven'. Does that mean that the number one is referred to as 'Heather Mills'? |
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by jackcarter in Celebrities - Heather Mills (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 126.4
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After I lost the house, I slipped into a deep, dark depression and attempted suicide on several occasions. My wife said I take bingo far too seriously. |
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What's got 90 balls and likes to screw old women? Bingo! |
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by mikey in Illness and mortality - Old Age (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 13.4
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What a night that was. Shit loads of women and coke. Grabbed a card, scored a line. Jackpot! I fucking love bingo! |
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