Jokes under Other > Bingo
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say "Fuck"?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to shout "BINGO!"
|When calling out bingo numbers, the old dears don't appreciate 69 being referred to as 'a meal for two'.|
The best thing about calling bingo?
When I turn my microphone on, a room full of women instantly shut the fuck up.
|In bingo slang, the number eleven is referred to as 'Legs Eleven'. Does that mean that the number one is referred to as 'Heather Mills'?|
After I lost the house, I slipped into a deep, dark depression and attempted suicide on several occasions.
My wife said I take bingo far too seriously.
What a night that was.
Shit loads of women and coke.
Grabbed a card, scored a line.
I fucking love bingo!
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