Jokes under Celebrities > Phil Collins
| There are two types of people in the world - Those who hate Phil Collins and those who are Phil Collins. |
 
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"You can't hurry love" Phil Collins spectacularly underestimating what can be achieved in the time it takes your girlfriend's mum to walk to the corner shop. |
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| People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. |
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submitted by Unassigned, originally by Alan Howard in Celebrities - Phil Collins - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6.8
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I'm going poaching with Phil Collins later. Hopefully, there'll be something in the snare tonight. |
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| Just watched the little boy get through britains got talent playing the drums, ... Still prefer the gorrila playing phil collins though. |
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by Killer clown in Celebrities - Phil Collins - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.8
| With all these Phil Collins death hoaxs floating around, you can't help but feel there's some sick rumours in the air tonight... |
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I was fucking this girl lastnight, she was wearing a Phil Collins tour t-shirt. So i pulled out early and sprayed my load on her head. she said, "You dirty bastard, why did you have to do that to me?" i said "I can feel it, coming in your hair tonight." |
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