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Jokes under Illness and mortality > Anorexia

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My anorexic friend died doing what she loved.

Starving. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Sambawamba in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 186.6


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"If you tell me I look sexy tonight, I promise I'll swallow."

Said my anorexic wife at the dinner table. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by irbaboon in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 185.2




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My wife can't tell her arse from her elbow.

She's anorexic. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by widowwarmer in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 36.8


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Anorexics - putting the die into diet. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by raycyst in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 33.2


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I think my girlfriend might have an eating disorder.

I threw her onto the bed last night and my dog jumped up to retrieve her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by donni in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 21.8


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My daughter asked me what happens to little girls that don't eat up all their food.

"They grow up to be supermodels," I said. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by donni in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 21.8


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My girlfriend is a blonde anorexic.

I've stuck with her through thick and thin. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Marc Gatland in Racism - Blonde (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 16.2


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I felt terrible having to put my severely anorexic girlfriend into a home today.


But there was a nice laptop on the couch and only she could fit through the open window. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cecilthewonderdog in Crime - Theft (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 15.2


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My daughter has serious food issues and last night I called her a monstrous fat bitch.


Which should keep her anorexia going. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Cecilthewonderdog in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 13


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My daughter recently died from Anorexia, we gave her a lovely send off...

She's buried in my signed Jimmy White snooker cue case. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bumblesquash in Illness and mortality - Anorexia - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 12.8



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