Jokes under Sex and shit > Fatties
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I said to this fat bird in the pub last night, "You've got the girl next door look." She winked and said, "Do you find that look attractive?" I said, "Not really, my neighbour's got Downs Syndrome." |
 
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by stash in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 261.8
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This morning my wife said, "I find these post-it note jokes of yours about my weight problem really distasteful." "You're not supposed to eat them love," I replied. |
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I said to my doctor, "I've only got a small penis, can you recommend anything?" He said, "Try a fat lass, they're not usually that fussy." |
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by stash in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 221.8
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I saw a girl sat at the bar. "Did you hurt yourself?" I asked. "When I fell from heaven?" she smiled. "No you fat cow, you just ate those crisps so fast I thought you lost a finger." |
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I was stood at the bus stop with my wife and there was a little kid hanging around, swinging on the railings. "Show us your cock, fatty!" he shouted. After a while he said again, "Oi you! The fat bastard with a beard! Show us your cock!" "Aren't you going to say something to him?!" said my wife. "Me? " I said, "I thought he was talking to you." |
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If there's enough room to spell "BOOTYLICIOUS" on the back of your shorts, It probably isn't. |
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submitted by fullofballshit, originally by someecards.com in Sex and shit - Fatties - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 142.4
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Some fat girl slobbered up to me in the pub, grabbed me and said "I want you inside me.. now!" "Fuck off" I said. "If you're hungry, get some crisps." |
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by drof in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 140.8
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Fat women are like farts. Yeah, sure, I do them. But if someone asks me if I did. I always deny it. |
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by Scottabignob in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 136.8
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You can say what you like about fat birds. They'll still let you fuck them. |
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I like my women the way I like my Kit Kat. I'd rather four thin ones than one chunky one. |
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by squirrelorgans12 in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 108.8
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