Jokes under Celebrities > Angelina Jolie
| I was having the most amazing tit wank off Angelina Jolie earlier... until I got kicked out of Madame Tussauds for defiling the models. |
 
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by underscore in Celebrities - Angelina Jolie - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 355.2
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What's the difference between a fat, balding, middle aged man and Brad Pitt? Nothing, if she knows what's good for her. |
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by justincider in Celebrities - Angelina Jolie - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 352
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Angelina Jolie said, "I lost my mum to cancer, my kids won't." That's because 'your' kids lost their mums to you. |
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Genies are tricky little fuckers and will always try to twist what you wish for. For example, last night I wished that my flat-chested wife could have tits like Angelina Jolie. |
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I like Brad Pitt, but have always debated the thing he was best in. Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston? |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Angelina Jolie - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 138
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So Angelina Jolie has just undergone a double mastectomy to have her breasts removed due to cancer concerns. Just when I thought she couldn't possibly get any sexier, she goes ahead and has surgery to give her the chest of a nine year old. |
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by Dalinga in Illness and mortality - Cancer (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 130.2
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Following her double mastectomy, Angelina and husband Brad have announced they will be ditching their Brangelina title. From now on they'll be the Pitts with no Tits. |
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I tried to watch some old videos of Angelina Jolie with her tits out on You Tube. But they'd been removed. |
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'Brangelina' will now be known as 'Ngelina'. They won't be needing the 'Bra' anymore. |
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Following her double mastectomy, Angelina Jolie has said "The hardest thing was trying to explain my decision to my children." Probably because you don't speak African, love. |
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by worrying anal seepage in Celebrities - Angelina Jolie - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 96.8
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