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Bruce Forsyth will be having an open coffin funeral at his own request. His family agreed that it would be nice to see him. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DropkickMorgan in Celebrities - Bruce Forsyth - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 403


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As the number of people caught up in the BBC sex scandal increases, Bruce Forysth is said to be shitting himself.

But I think that's just because of his age.
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Joke by poltroon in Celebrities - Bruce Forsyth (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 16




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Bruce Forsyth has been awarded a knighthood, making him a Sir.

He also has a pair of previous awards, the OBE and the CBE, but you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game.
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Joke by wetwetwet in Celebrities - Bruce Forsyth - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12


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So, Bruce Forsyth is being knighted by the Queen.

Well, it'll be nice to see him, to see him knight.
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Joke by Apw93 in Celebrities - Bruce Forsyth - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 9.6


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People are accusing Bruce Forsyth's absence from strictly this week as suspicious because of allegations over his friendship with Jimmy Saville.
I can say Bruce is innocent and was very lovely to me when I met him when I was 12 years old.
Of course I still can't tell anyone what we did together, or the evil pixies will kidnap me and I'll never see my mum again.
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Joke by kpash in Celebrities - Bruce Forsyth - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 5.2


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Bruce Forsyth ill with flu at 82,
Elton John still undergoing hospital tests,
Andrew Lloyd Webber readmitted to hospital.

We’re all coiled springs….
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Joke by daza2121 in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.8


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With all the BBC controversy and the spotlight of Operation Yewtree, there's still one BBC celeb who has managed to fly below the radar and avoid any media speculation...

Didn't he do well!
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Joke by aggro in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 4.8


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Come on, come on.

Now then, now then.

See how many elderly celebrity paedophiles you can identify from their repetitive, two word catchphrases.

Good game, good game.
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Joke by Unassigned in Celebrities - Gary Glitter (+ 2 more) - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.6


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With the recent death of Bruce Forsythe, it can be safely said,
it is not nice to seizure.
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Joke by lostdog in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 3.2


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You know you've been in the bath too long when you get out and you look like Bruce Forsyth.

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I know ive been in the bath to long when i get out and i look like Holly and Jessica.
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Joke by mackemlee in Other - Insults (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3



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