Jokes under Other > Similarities
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What do Kermit the frog and Henry the eighth have in common? They both have the same middle name. |
 
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What do women and KFC have in common? After you're done with the legs, breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. |
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by Weetobix in Sex and shit - Women (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 244.6
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What do Felipe Massa and Jean Charles De Menezes have in common? Both are Brazilian and got fucked by a Glock. |
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by jadehascancerohgoody in Religion - Jews (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 230.4
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What do white athletes and policeman have in common? They both spend most of their life running after black people. |
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by superhorse in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 168.8
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Gandalf once said: "A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to" Didn't know British Gas employed so many fucking wizards |
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by SchlongJohnSilver in Other - Professions (+ 1 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 120
| What if 'Deja Vu' is actually you losing a life and you are starting back from the last checkpoint? |
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I don't see why old people and young people don't get on. They have a lot in common, Both take many drugs, and you wouldn't trust either with your car. |
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| I shagged a bird last night that had a bit of a Horne & Corden - a dark little arsehole right next to a fat wobbly cunt. |
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My girlfriend's mates remind me of the Spice Girls. One of them is quite posh, one of them has a baby face, one of them is ginger, one of them is really scary and one of them looks like she'd suck your cock in the Lidl car park for a fiver. |
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I like my women the same way I like my pizzas Stone cold and delivered to my house in a box late at night. |
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