Jokes under Illness and mortality > Amnesia
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Two things I've been cursed with are a weak bladder, and terrible amnesia. Still, this bottle of apple juice should take my mind off things. |
 
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| Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before |
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by issachunt in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 154
| I suffer from paranoid amnesia. I can't remember who I don't trust. |
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by The_Anticameron in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 53.8
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My elderly neighbour denies the holocaust ever happened, but I know he was there. He isn't a Nazi. He's a Jew with Alzheimer's. |
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by Biscuit777 in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 44.8
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I called the amnesia society the other day. They said, "What do you want?" I said, "I don't know." |
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| The one good thing about having amnesia is that I genuinely feel like I have my whole life ahead of me. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 17.2
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My amnesia kicked in while playing hide and seek with my kids! I can't remember where I buried them. |
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My job is selling products to people with Amnesia. You only get forty seven chances to make a first impression. |
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by Saviourofice in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.2
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I told my mate that I fucked an amnesiac. He said, "I hope you used protection!" I asked, "Why?" "Because she doesn't know where she's been." |
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| I got kicked out of the amnesia ward today, but its great to know that there's 8 guys who now think they're Jason Bourne. |
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submitted by simonh, originally by @TrolleyCat in Illness and mortality - Amnesia - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 6.6
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