Jokes under In The News > Economy
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How to rescue the economy:
Dear President Obama, Patriotic retirement: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations: 1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed. 3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Cr [...] |
 
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| This Christmas, naughty children will be getting some Euros instead of that expensive lump of coal. |
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by Disturbia in Events - Christmas (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 867.2
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The world is £4 trillion in debt. Just exactly which planet do we owe it to? |
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| Albania's economy was plunged into crisis today as their donkey died. |
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America has reached a total national debt of 14.3 Trillion. They only asked Wonga for £200 until the end of the month. |
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by brettapotomus in Other - Money (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 406.4
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The Olympic Flag now has only 4 rings: Green, blue, red and black. The Greeks had to pawn the gold one. |
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Rail fares are like my wife. They get ten per cent bigger every year but the service I receive keeps getting worse and worse. |
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Greece are playing an international match tomorrow ,but I don't think they'll even get the game started as the Greek players will run off with the coin during the toss. |
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My friend's just returned to Britain after five years living abroad.
On his first weekend back, I asked him what he wanted to do. "Why don't we go to HMV so I catch up on all the music I've missed the past few years, then head over to Woolworths, grab some pick n mix, then stop off at Blockbuster to rent a film for the evening?" he said. "Erm, slight problem with that", I replied. "What?" he said. "Your house has been reposs [...] |
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| I was driving to my house I don't have to pay off for 25 years in the car I dont have to pay for for 5 years to sit in the sofa I dont have to pay for for 3 years to watch the news on the TV I dont have to pay for for 2 years wondering why the economy's fucked. |
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