Jokes under Other > Geography
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I typed 'Hell' instead of 'Hull' into my Sat-Nav. I still got there. |
 
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"I just climbed to the top of the world's highest mountain," I told my mate. "Everest?" he asked. "About every hundred feet," I said. |
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My son asked me where the most dangerous place on earth is. I'm stuck between Iraq/Kandahar place. |
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"You're all going to burn in hell." a religious zealot pointed out to me. on my way to work today. I felt I should stop and correct him. "Bern is in Switzerland." I said. |
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I'm terrible at Geography. I can never remember the dates of any of the battles. |
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| So today is "International talk like a pirate day"....or if you're from the West Country, Wednesday. |
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I failed history because I got the date of the exam wrong. So I made sure I was on time and on the right day for my geography exam. Which I failed because I was in the wrong classroom. |
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I had sex with my wife 3 times last night. Unfortunately we live in Northern Alaska. |
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Everest may not be as tall as it claims to be, According to mountain allegations. |
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While checking out Google Earth, I saw some punk breaking into my car Unfortunately the picture was from 2008 |
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