Jokes under Other > Hobby
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How pointless is juggling? If I wanted to keep three or more things in the air simultaneously, I'd use a shelf. |
 
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My wife was doing the crossword today and asked me what the name for a partially vitreous by-product of smelting ore to separate the metal fraction from the unwanted fraction was. "Four letters," she asked. "Slag," I said. "That's the one," she replied. What a coincidence! |
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by Dave Angel in Sex and shit - Whore (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 755.6
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I was doing a crossword today, the clue was "turban wearer" and the letters were _ _ K _ I was shocked to find out the answer was actually sikh. |
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by Matchstick in Racism - Sikhs (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 620.6
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My wife was doing a crossword and (as expected) she asked for help. "An office worker" she said "9 letters, beginning with 'S'." "What gender?" I asked. She was confused and asked "What bloody difference does that make?" To which I replied promptly, "If it's male it's solicitor, if it's female it's secretary." |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 473.2
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I turned to my wife last night and said, "I'm into anal". She gave me a look of despair and glared at me as she said, "Animal". I love it when we do the cryptic crossword together. |
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by ray piste in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 415
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I was doing a crossword puzzle: "The interval of time between birth and death...6 letters". I was about to write my answer in, but thought life is too short. |
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by 00-Markymark-00 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 330
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My Jamaican mate walked in on me doing a crossword. I said, "You have to help me. I need a ten letter word meaning Great in ambition and scope. I've been trying to do this for two weeks." He said, "Monumental." I said, "No, I'm not, I'm just stuck on this one word." |
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by Unassigned in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 327
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What I remember most about Lego: 5%- Building things according to instructions 10%- Building whatever the hell I wanted 15%- Searching my giant box of lego for that one piece 70%- Screaming in agony after stepping on a brick barefoot |
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I got stains all over page 3 of The Sun the other day... Fucking pen leaked through when I was doing the crossword. |
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My dad loves his crosswords. His favourites are cunt and wanker. |
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