Jokes under In The News > Animal News
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I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. What kind of sick fucker would throw a wasp in a bin? |
 
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by bostonpancake in In The News - Animal News - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,998.4
| Fox News: We got two of 'em |
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| I think we've seen enough to trust Paul the Octopus with two boxes marked 'Israel' and 'Palestine.' |
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submitted by l0stk3y, originally by Tim Ireland Bloggerheads in In The News - Animal News - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,163.6
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News: 'Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon. |
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by ihateeverything in In The News - Animal News - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,108.6
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Four kids badly mauled and one eaten alive in Norway before they managed to shoot the polar bear. Oh if only some sort of sharp shooting Norwegian gunman had been nearby to save the day. |
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by widowwarmer in In The News - Shootings (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,048.8
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Mary had a little lamb, But then she put that in the bin too. |
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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an Eton schoolboy? A polar bear. |
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| Normally my dog eats my trainers but I didn't know whales done it too! |
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by mmmmmmm in Other - One Liner (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 795.8
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Paul the psychic octopus has died? Big deal, he isn't the first thing to die in a tank in Germany. |
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| Cat bin lady was fined £250, precisely calculated by the judge to cancel out her You've Been Framed payment. |
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by jamesfuckingscanlon in In The News - Animal News - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 690.2
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