Jokes under In The News > Mining
| They're going to be so pissed off in Chile when they get down the mine and only find Bart Simpson's walkie-talkie. |
 
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by funnierthanevans in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,767.8
| We should greet the Chilean Miners dressed up as the "Planet of the Apes". |
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by Morrissey1986 in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,290.2
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I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground. |
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I wish everyone would stop voting up these puns about the trapped Chilean workers and start voting for my jokes. I mean, miner so much better... |
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by cockney_rebel21 in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 826.2
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Chilean miner making love to his wife for first time since release: Miner: 'Can we switch the lights off?' . . . Wife: 'Of course honey' . . . Miner: 'Can I have you from behind?' . . . Wife: 'Anything you want my brave boy' . . . Miner: 'Can I call you Pedro? . . . . . ' |
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Well it's almost over. After 69 days of doing nothing a group of men in hard hats and high visibility jackets are getting ready to go home. The council have finally filled in the pothole at the end of my road |
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Chilean officials say drilling operation has now reached the miners trapped underground, but it may take weeks to widen the hole enough for a rescue. Weeks? Just send the pope along. I'm sure he's widened a few holes in his time. |
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by wetwetwet in Religion - Catholicism (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 598.4
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Two of the Chilean trapped miners passing the time... 'I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with T' 'Is it 'total fucking darkness' again?' 'Yep'. |
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SKY NEWS- Chilean miners watch live football match on wide screen TV that had been lowered down. Quick thought: why not lift the people through the same fucking hole? |
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The trapped miners have been told to sing and play games to keep busy. Call me pedantic, but can't they just do some mining? |
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by The crossbow cannibal in In The News - Mining - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 515.8
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