Jokes under Politics > Immigration
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I bought a new guard dog yesterday. It's useless, it lets anybody in. Fucking UK border collie. |
 
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submitted by DangleBalls, originally by stash. in Politics - Immigration - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 665.4
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When asked the question, Are there too many immigrants in the UK? 7% said 'No' 27% said 'Yes' 66% said, 'I am not understanding question, please' |
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by peterkey1 in Racism - Immigrant (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 343.2
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So, St George is the only Turk to come to England and not claim benefits... No wonder we made him a Saint. |
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Before booking my first flight from America to the UK, I always wondered how obvious it would be to the locals that I was not from there. After five minutes in Bradford, I found that being white and speaking English are dead giveaways. |
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The son of Osama Bin Laden has been captured by American Intelligence and is being flown to New York. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that how it all kicked off last time? |
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As a Welshman living in east London, I still speak the dying language. English. |
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Nicholas Sarkozy has made a right fool of himself by claiming that there are too many foreigners in France. Silly bastard forgot he's a foreigner too! |
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by Dangleberrydave in Politics - Immigration - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.2
| Just had a bowl of England. Started off with pure white milk, then added a few coco pops, and before I knew it the whole contents of the bowl had turned brown. |
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by FrashBrang in Racism - Pakistani (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
| 'Abu Qatada' - it's always been my favourite tune from The Lion King |
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by King Canute in Politics - Immigration (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 15.2
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Give a man a fish, and he'll feed his family for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll feed his family all week. Give him a false passport and entry into the UK, and he'll have his fucking family over here quicker than you will realise, and we'll feed his family for the rest of their fucking lives. |
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