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1097479
I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up.

That's me in the korma.
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Joke by BettySwallocks in Other - Music (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 490.2


1097955
I said to my dyslexic mate, "Guess which band has split up?"

He said, "Erm..."
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Joke by stash in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 362.2




1097227
Michael Stipe announced REM's split from a bath of Muller yoghurt.

That's him in the Corner.
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Joke by drof in Other - Music (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 82.8


338091
Just heard the new Haiti earthquake appeal single, Everybody Hurts.

My ears can testify to that.
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Joke by nobscratcher in In The News - Earthquakes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 14


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A cover of REM's 'Everybody Hurts' has been released to raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake and a more fitting song could not have been chosen.

I laughed that much when I first saw the images on the TV that I've only just stopped hurting now.
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Joke by illegalnature in In The News - Earthquakes (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 9.6


1097761
Sat in a spa with REM

Thats me in the sauna
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Joke submitted by Snoogal, originally by bonkbonk in Celebrities - R.E.M. - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7.4


1097022
Even though REM have split up, it's not the end of the world as we know it. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DJLyle in Other - Music (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 7


1097133
I asked my friend why R.E.M split up. He said the other band member's weren't Michael's type. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by reginaldcleeverhook in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 6.6


1097721
My wife had a heart attack and died when she heard R.E.M split up.

Thats her in the coroner
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Joke by Oazy in Celebrities - R.E.M. - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 6.2


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Just heard "Everybody Hurts", the charity single by Simon Cowell's "All-Stars"

To be honest, I think it's a bigger disaster than Haiti!
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Joke by ThatMan in In The News - Earthquakes (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 6



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