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A One Direction movie? A 3D film about the 2D personalities of 1D.
I'd rather 0D.
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Joke by Clarkey1969 in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 403.2


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I hear that One Direction have been banned from having sex when on tour.
They have to sleep in different bedrooms.
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Joke by Oj lad in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 296




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One Direction. The band The Beatles could've been.

If The Beatles had been a bunch of talentless faggots.
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Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 266.2


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Caroline Flack said that her One Direction boyfriend Harry styles is really good in bed!

Apparently he can go to sleep without needing a story.
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Joke by stevo21 in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 197.6


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Those Tesco burgers containing horse meat is nothing, my daughter bought something from there that contained traces of shit.

A One Direction CD.
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Joke by pedroflaps in Celebrities - One Direction (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 184.8


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I hate one direction fans.

I need my whole room to cool down, but this fucking thing only points one way.
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Joke by I 3 Hitler in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 161.8


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Can't believe people pay money to watch a bunch of drooling retards perform!

I really hate One Direction.
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Joke by mckevstah in In The News - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 154


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My girlfriend has just had 'One Direction' tattooed onto the small of her back.

I'm not sure if it's because she likes the band, or she's denying me anal.
Either way, she's a cunt.
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Joke by grove in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 106


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I believe my compass to be of homosexual nature..

It only points to One Direction.
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Joke by chrisashford94 in Celebrities - One Direction - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 83.8


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Tried to get a girl by singing her a One Direction song. She liked it so much that she wants to set me up with her brother I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kieranlittle667 in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 67.8



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