Jokes under Celebrities > David Walliams
| David Williams' charity swim down the Thames had remarkable parallels to a career in politics. It started in Oxford, involved swallowing tons of shit and ends in Westminster. |
 
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submitted by StevieD1977, originally by Hugh Dennis in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 46.4
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I heard that David Walliams was sick after he swam the Thames because of that sewage which was released into the water... Anyway I saw him on Doctor Who today and I must say the effects are devastating! |
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by chubuking in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 10.8
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Environmental news: Government looking to clean up British waterways. Well there'll certainly be one less turd in the Thames by Monday when David Walliams has finished his swim. |
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by Mehaichebee in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 5
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'Brave David Walliams continues with charity swim despite Thames Tummy' At least he'll have nice warm legs from the diarrhea accumulating in his wetsuit. |
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by Admiral Anus in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 4.2
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David Walliams was the perfect choice for the Thames Sport Relief swim. He's probably used to having his body covered in contaminated liquid. |
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Yesterday I was reading about that knobhead who went swimming in the Thames what a complete prick he is. I looked up at my TV and there he was, judging on Britain's got talent. |
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by pinchmeforeskin in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 3.8
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Rumours of a whale found in the Thames have proved unsubstantiated. David Walliams has confirmed Matt Lucas has not joined him on his swim, and was only there to wish him luck |
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by Mehaichebee in Celebrities - David Walliams - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 3.6
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David Walliams claims that Britain's Got Talent is the reality version of Little Britain. It's good the first time you watch, then you realise it's the same shite every week |
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