Jokes under Celebrities > Elton John
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What hits more balls than David Beckham's right boot? Elton John's chin. |
 
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by IanDickinson07 in Celebrities - Elton John - Added: 5 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,152.2
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Elton John cancels even more gigs, due to hospital treatment. Might I make a suggestion? Wouldn’t it be prudent to start upgrading the servers now... |
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Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "Your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!" |
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I had a wet dream about Elton John last night. I dreamt he was shot in the head and I pissed myself laughing. |
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submitted by MikeLit, originally by Jack Dee in Celebrities - Elton John - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 728
| If Elton John dies who the fuck are we going to get to sing at his funeral? |
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George Michael and Elton John are releasing a gay version of The Wizard of Oz. It's called Swallow the Yellow Thick Load. |
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by bobbydgg in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 387
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How can you tell which kid at school is Elton John's? He's the one adding salt to his milk |
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"It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside..." Yes Elton, it will feel funny as you have somebody's penis up your bum. |
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Elton John goes to a tattooist and says "I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my cock". "You'd be better off with a Land Rover" replies the tattooist, "it won't get stuck in the shit". |
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What's green with brown on top? The cucumbers in Elton John's fridge. |
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by terriblejoker in Celebrities - Elton John - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 312.2
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