Jokes under Celebrities > Usain Bolt
I saw Usain Bolt running for a bus this morning, but the driver pulled away before he got there.
It was fine though, he just got on at the next stop.
I got home from work today to find that my wife had done a runner.
Fuck knows what Usain Bolt saw in her.
Having sex for me is a lot like the way Usain Bolt runs the 100m.
I spend 10 seconds doing it and then 10 minutes celebrating.
|We all know Usain Bolt is a marvelous runner but today his performance at the World Athletics Championships over stepped the mark!|
|Usian Bolt is going to be 'the boy who cried wolf' if he ever has to point out low-flying aerial danger.|
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