Jokes under Celebrities > Usain Bolt
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I saw Usain Bolt running for a bus this morning, but the driver pulled away before he got there. It was fine though, he just got on at the next stop. |
 
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Sun: 'Bolt kills lifeguard.' Bastard.Hope they confiscate his double Olympic gold medals. |
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It must be so shit being a Police officer in Jamaica. "Ok, we have never caught anybody. Ever." |
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I got home from work today to find that my wife had done a runner. Fuck knows what Usain Bolt saw in her. |
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If Usain Bolt ever becomes a Zombie.. We're all fucked. |
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Having sex for me is a lot like the way Usain Bolt runs the 100m. I spend 10 seconds doing it and then 10 minutes celebrating. |
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| We all know Usain Bolt is a marvelous runner but today his performance at the World Athletics Championships over stepped the mark! |
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by swainofficial in Sports - Athletics (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8.6
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Did you hear about Usain Bolt's wife? She did a runner |
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| Usian Bolt is going to be 'the boy who cried wolf' if he ever has to point out low-flying aerial danger. |
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What does Katie Price have in common with Usain Bolt? False tart. |
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by plainchant in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 3.8
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