Jokes under Celebrities > David Beckham
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David Beckham said, "I still see myself as a player". One affair with someone who wanked pigs on a reality TV show AND getting caught, is hardly the Casanova league, David. |
 
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by Cabron Monoxide in Sex and shit - Adultery (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 225.4
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Apparently David Beckham is devastated to be left out of the Olympics. It's not all bad news for the Beckham family though, as Victoria is being tipped to be used in the Javelin event. |
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by GrantTheHatter in Sports - Olympics (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 151.2
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I see David Beckham has a new aftershave out called 'Homme' Steven Gerrard has launched his rival called 'Errrm' |
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I see David Beckham has taken a 40% pay cut. Big deal. I did that this year too, only it was called Income Tax. |
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Wondering what to do with that leftover turkey carcass at Christmas? Take it to bed and pretend you're David Beckham. |
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by Admiral Anus in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 109
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David Beckham has signed a 2-year Galaxy deal. Coincidentally, this is the same amount of time it takes his wife to eat one. |
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by VYCENESS3 in Celebrities - David Beckham - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 93.4
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David Beckham has released a statement saying he has no plans to play football in Australia. He said after watching The Sound of Music, he doesn't fancy the place. |
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I see that David Beckham has become involved in the 'race row'. David said "I think it's a disgrace that people are verbally abused because of how fast they can run". |
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by jaywoodcock in Celebrities - David Beckham - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 70.2
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I don't believe David Beckham had an affair with talented Katherine Jenkins, the beautiful blonde with great tits and a wonderful singing voice. She's so not his type. |
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Victoria Beckham (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 54.6
| David Beckham considered going to play his football in Ethiopia. However he changed his mind as he didn't want all his team mates wives continually mocking Posh for being so fat |
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