Jokes under Celebrities > Jessica Alba
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My girlfriend asked me, 'If you could be a celebrity, who would you be?' I said, "Jessica Alba, so I could grope myself and not get arrested." We're no longer together. |
 
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Yahoo News: Man arrested for selling fake movie posters And there was me admiring my poster believing all along that Jessica Alba delivered an oscar winning performance in 'Fantastic Foursome' |
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by kennykemengo in Celebrities - Jessica Alba - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 6.4
| Poor Brittany Murphy, Even Google have suggested a search for Jessica Alba on Brittany's images search. |
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In the controversial 2010 remake of The Killer Inside Me, the scene in which Jessica Alba's character is beaten to death by a psychotic Policeman has been described as "sickeningly protracted" and the Observer's Rachel Cooke said "I was so queasy, I had to go and stand outside. I thought I might actually faint." I felt a bit queasy too but I think that was from wanking too hard. |
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by fluvial in Sex and shit - Masturbation (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2
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