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1044709
I hear Rowan Atkinson has been admitted to hospital ever since he crashed his car.

What did he expect when sitting on a comfy chair on the roof of it, operating the steering wheel with rope and the pedals with a broom handle?
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Joke by Chinese nigger in Other - Transport (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 38


1082965
Rowan Atkinson: "I'm too old to play Mr. Bean again."

Does this mean he's now a Has Bean?
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Joke by Mazer in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 9.4




1045261
Rowan Atkinson has written off his McLaren F1 in a crash.

Witnesses said the car had to swerve sharply to avoid an oncoming blue Morris Minor.
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Joke by 8 ace in Celebrities - Rowan Atkinson - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 8


1044795
BBC News: Rowan Atkinson injured in car accident.

Looks like that Reliant Regal got it's own back.
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Joke by jnwwfc1 in Celebrities - Rowan Atkinson - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2.8


1044545
Rowan Atkinson cheats death again in supercar fireball.

Don't worry about fixing it, Baldrick has a cunning plan!
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Joke by medius in TV - Comedy (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2


1044839
NEWS: Rowan Atkinson survives supercar smash.

Lucky man, he was nearly a has Bean.
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Joke by TheQuimReaper in Celebrities - Rowan Atkinson - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1.6


1044797
Rowan Atkinson's car accident's being investigated,

Mr Bean driving a Mclaren F1 into a tree? Not much of an investigation...
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Joke by Unassigned in In The News - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 0.6


1045683
News: Rowan Atkinson involved in car crash

That's what happens when you drive your mini using an armchair
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Joke by Mazer_Rackham_JR in Celebrities - Rowan Atkinson - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 0.6


1045249
Why did Rowan Atkinson cross the road?

Because he lost control of his McLaren F1 supercar.
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Joke by fancy a line in Celebrities - Rowan Atkinson - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 0.4



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