Jokes under Other > People
| I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! |
 
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submitted by ade911, originally by @pauleggleston in Other - People - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,327.2
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What do fat women get on Valentine's Day? Depressed. |
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by MetalDrummer in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 271
| Get my coat, you've pulled a chauvinist. |
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by reynolp in Sex and shit - Pulling (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 227.4
| Are all girls claustrophobic? It's like every single one freaks out when they're locked in the boot of a car. |
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| Bit disappointed that my Amish online dating site hasn't taken off yet. |
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As I watched an old lady struggling to keep her balance whilst crossing the road with her shopping - I thought to myself "I wonder if I would laugh if she were to fall over" And then I burst into hysterics As she was hit by a bus. |
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I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens. I think I was on board the mothership. |
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I always wanted to be a people person. But people keep fucking ruining it for me. |
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| I can tell whether someone likes strangers staring at them or not just by looking at them. |
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by fearandloathinginruralengland in Other - People - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 113.8
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Why can't Oedipus play Scrabble with his family? He always stares at his mum's rack. |
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