Jokes under Celebrities > Paul Daniels
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I showed Paul Daniels my latest magic trick. I said, "Name all of your fingers after girls." After a few moments he said, "Ok! Done." "Now look at your hands, Paul." "Fuck me, one of my fingers is missing!" "You named that finger, Maddie?" "Yes!!" "Now THAT'S Magic." |
 
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by Admiral Anus in Celebrities - Paul Daniels - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 13
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What is white, the size of a smartie and can induce a cardiac arrest in a 74 year old man within one second? Paul Daniels door bell |
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What's the difference between a policeman's truncheon an a magicians wand? A police truncheon hasn't been stuck up Debbie McGee's twat! |
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| Paul Daniels, if you're such a fucking ace magician, why did you need a surgeon to sew your fucking fingers back on? |
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| Paul Daniels - "And for my next trick I will make these two fingers disappear!" |
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"Paul Daniels arrested over fraud charge." Looks like a spell inside. |
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Magician Paul Daniels has been injured in the eye by a pizza thrown by Sooty during filming of an episode of the Sooty show. He's promised not to Sue and says he's happy to Sweep the incident under the carpet. |
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submitted by Knobheads, originally by radio 2 news in Celebrities - Paul Daniels - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.6
| Paul Daniels has admitted that some of his groupies back in the 70s may have been underage. It just goes to show that there are some absolutely sick, vile creatures out there..... who would actually want to be a groupie to Paul Daniels. |
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Why's the phone number I gave to a fat bird last night like Paul Daniels hand? There's a digit missing. |
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Paul Daniels said it was difficult to tell if girls were school age back in the 70s. What did they not wear ties? |
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